sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via lohanthony)

njena:

its a shame that in 6 or so billion years, any and all existence on earth will be wiped out by the sun’s expansion, and it’s almost scary to think about how even now the sun continues to grow bigger and hotter, sexy and hotter let’s shut it down. pound the alarm

(Source: doppelgender, via kid-in-a-cardigan)

window-licking:

when your armpit just won’t shut up

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(via tyleroakley)

ask-gallows-callibrator:

brontesnightthorn:

This is so fucking cute and I reblog it every time I see it and I can’t get over it.

i hate it when people say you cant love someone over the internet its just so wrong 

Ah memories…….

(Source: celadonlonghorn, via kid-in-a-cardigan)

(Source: stilinskis, via lohanthony)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via txt-psts)

trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

(via tyleroakley)

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

birdtouch:

colornbian:

what

TOMORROW WE ENTER THE VOID 

(via tyleroakley)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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(via yune02)